*15 year old boy voice* TITANS[16 yr old girl voice]POTATOES
//15 year old boy voice// OCEANS
*30 year old woman voice* TITANS
*30 year old man voice* SHUT THE FUCK UP, I’M TRYING TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM
*16 year old boy voice* … [never mind, I’m dead]
The fact that I know EXACTLY who each person is.
I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE
OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT
THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
sebastian stan playing tennis aka the best photoset i will ever make
What do you think
angels do in their free time?
ARE THOSE FUCKING ANGELS PLAYING ON A GODDAMN SLIDE
Did tractor angel come to play because WTF is that!!??
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
In Kuroshitsuji, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “Yes, my lord,” which translates roughly to “you motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK” and I think that’s beautiful.